1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!!


OCs:
-Gerard Ford xD
-Craig Taking
-Storm Antonio
...why'd i pick all muh boys?!

how old are you?

Gerard: How rude!! A lady never tells her age. xD
Craig: Meaning he's like 200.
Gerard: O.O Just for that? I'm not putting out tonight.
Craig: Psh.

Craig: 23, beeyotch.
Gerard: We have GOT to do something about your vocabulary.

Storm: Oh, I'm forever young. 18- AND LEGAL- forever.
Gerard: Wish I'd met Wistan when I was 18... fuckin prick.



what's your height?

Gerard: 5 foot 4!!
Craig: Hehe.
Gerard: MUST YOU LAUGH AT EVERYTHING I SAY?
Craig: ...hehe.
Gerard: I need to start drinking. -.-

Craig: 6 feet exactly.
Gerard: Yeah, you are extremely tall. You don't notice in bed though.
Craig: =0.0=
Gerard: Like, you'd think you'd notice? But no. You are a bohemeth, however, below the waistline.
Storm: Wow, I really. really. really. didn't need to hear that. Thanks.

Storm: I'm about 5'9''
Craig: HAHA, I'M TALLER.
Storm: Your maturity makes me weepy.
Craig: -sullen-
Storm:.... I GET LAID MORE OFTEN
Craig: I'M NOT WEIGHED DOWN BY CHILDREN
Storm: I'VE BEEN IN A DRUNKEN ORGY WITHIN SIX MONTHS
Gerard: PLEASE.
Storm.O
Craig: O.O
Gerard: CHILDREN... I'M CUTER!!
-the argument rages onward...-

are you a virgin?

Gerard: =]
Craig: =]
Storm:
Gerard: Why you so smiley, fool?
Storm: Cause you guys are only not virgins cause of eachother and that makes me smile.
Gerard: What! Nuttah. You forget, I lost my MALE virginity when I was like... 19.
Craig: Aren't you like, permanently 19?
Gerard: =[ I MEANT WHEN I WAS STILL HUMAN.
Storm: Pardon my french, Gerard, but weren't you claiming to be a virgin up until about four months ago?!
Gerard: ...
Craig: I... am a terrible person.


do you have any kids?

Gerard: =^.^=
Craig: PLEASE don't get him started.
Gerard: AH, MUFFIIIIIN...
Craig: No.
Gerard: BUT... BUT...
Craig: No.
Gerard: I'LL CLEAN IT AND FEED IT AND WON'T LET IT GET RAAAPED... COME OOOONNN...
Craig: o.O Well if you'll make sure it won't get raped...
Gerard:
Craig:...No.

Craig: Kids? No. No kids. None at all. Zip.
Gerard: =[

Storm: Haha, yeah I have triplets, actually. Stella, Sunny, and my favorite little Jesse.
Gerard: YOU CAN'T FAVORITE YOUR KIDS!!
Storm: Gerard, I meant-
Gerard: THAT'S TERRIBLE. YOU ARE A BAD. BAD. FATHER.
Storm: GERARD. I MEANT HE'S MY FAVORITE OF ALL THE JESSE'S I KNOW. You DICK.

what's your favourite food?

Gerard: People.
Craig: o.o That explains a lot.

Craig: I love mushrooms.
Gerard: Yeah, now THAT explains a lot.

Storm: -CENSOR-

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

Gerard: I don't like ice cream. It's cold.

Craig: Strawberry.
Gerard: xD That's so cute.
Storm: How is that cute??
Gerard: CAUSE I SAID SO, MOTHERFUCKER. NOW SHUDDUP.
Storm: TT.TT

Storm:...T.T

have you killed anyone?

Gerard: Uuuuuhhh...
Craig: This is making me no longer feel safe to be around you.

Craig: Not thus far. Workin' on it.

Storm: No one, actually. I'm kind of proud of myself. Don't tell that to the Chicago police, though. According to them, I'm just a murderer... and also dead.
2 outta 3 aint bad, right?


do you hate anyone?

Gerard: That man at the pet store!!
Craig: Gerard, that was a FIVE YEAR OLD BOY.
Gerard: WELL HE BOUGHT MY PUPPY.
Craig: IT WAS A PARROT.
Gerard: No. It was MY parrot.

Craig: Yeah, people suck, dood.

Storm: Hate? Nah man... why can't we all just live and looove?

have any secrets?

Gerard: Yes.
Craig: You do not.
Gerard: I do too!!
Craig: You don't.
Gerard: Oh yeah?? Well you don't know about the time I almost slept with a dyke!!
Craig:...=]
Gerard:...fuck.

Craig: Not really.

Storm: Shhhh...

do you love anyone?

Gerard: I might have... if he wasn't making me feel bad about myself.
Craig: =] I loooove you Gerard.
Gerard: I WILL NOT BE COAXED!!

Craig: Gerard, erduh.

Storm: The mother of my children, Monique.
Gerard: Notice he didn't say my WIFE, Monique. Heaven forbid after you father three children you give the dick a rest and stick it into a wedding ring.
Storm: Stick my dick in a ring? Isn't that more YOUR bag, Gerard??
Craig: Mine, actually.
Gerard: -blush-

what is your job?

Gerard: Job?
Craig: From the man who wants CHILDREN.

Craig: I'm a chef.
Gerard: DANCER. I;M AN EXOTIC DANCER. THAT'S MY JOB =]
Craig: Again... from the man who wants CHILDREN!!

Storm: I'm about as unemployed as unemployed gets. But my maker's maker has lots of cash so I get by.
Gerard: That and your babymama has one.
Storm: =]

boy or girl?

Gerard: Depends on the time of night.

Craig: Boy.

Storm: Neither... I'm a MAN. =]
Gerard: Psh.
Storm: Bless you -_-

what do you do to relax?

Storm: Sex usually works.
Gerard: Must you be so blunt??
Storm: I'll give you $50 if you can honestly say sex doesn't relax YOU.
Gerard:...

what do you think your life expectancy is?

Gerard: Whenever some one happens to throw me out into the sun.

Craig: About 100 years. Hopefully no more than like 80. You don't wanna get TOO old. That's gross.

Storm: Long as I want. Especially now that Monique is immortal. We'll be together for ever.
Gerard: -whispers- DON'T PUT IDEAS IN CRAIG'S HEAD.

TAG:
no one. i hate tag.